The Happiest Messy Man

Title: The Happiest Messy Man
Author: one_milky_smile
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Homin
Genre/warning: comedy, fluff, romance, some language, a bit greasy!Yunho and big-baby!Changmin
Disclaimer: The plot and story belongs to  one_milky_smile  @ http://one-milky-smile.livejournal.com/2280.html#cutid1 I just want to shared, but do have nothing. ^_^
Summary: Changmin came back from Japan and Yunho had a...lovely surprise for him at home.

 Changmin was sitting in his car and felt his eyelids get heavy. He just got back to Korea after a long trip in Japan and all he wanted now was come back home to his king-sized bed. He had missed his home so much, his comfy, spotless, clean home that he loved so much. He sighed and sat back on the seat, it was always good to be home.

The driver woke Changmin up as they arrived at his house. He carefully looked around for any sight of uninvited fan girls. It was not that he hated them, no idol could hate their fans after all. But he really needed peace and quiet and screaming fan girls would be a bad bad idea. When he was sure that everything was under control, he walked out of the car and made his way to his awaiting house (and waiting lover too if he was lucky).

He hummed while the elevator took him to his floor. He knew he was getting nearer to his house and that made him very happy. He opened the white door of his apartment and expected to see his neat living room with a smiling Yunho sitting on the white couch. He left his shoes in the door way and walked in with a smile on his face. Gosh, he had missed Korea sooooo much.

Changmin dropped his keys and suitcase, the smile on his lips disappearing as he observed the scene in front of him. Everything was a mess. Clothes were everywhere; lying on the floor, on the couch, hanging on the speaker AND the plasma screen TV. The TV and air conditioning AND stereo remotes were unable to be found in that disgusting mess nears the window. Food were heaped up on the table, there was a half empty (or haft full but whatever) glassed of juice on the couch and it left a red stain on the poor white thing. A red stain on Changmin’s favorite white couch!

Changmin almost cried when he realize that Yunho was sleeping soundly on the also-messy-bedroom. All he wanted was a place to rest and a boyfriend to cuddle with but THIS was what he got?! He nearly ran out of breath when he tried to control his anger. In the end, he failed to hold back his high pitch voice from screaming like a maniac:

- JUNG YUNHO!!!!!! GET THE FUCK UP AND CLEAN THIS SHITTY MESS BEFORE I BREAK YOU IN HAFT AND TEAR YOUR STUPID BAMBI APART!!!!!!!

Yunho immediately sat up and after a few moments, he finally realized that his beloved boyfriend had come back and he was in an extremely dangerous situation. He ran to the living room only to find that Changmin was standing there, looking handsome as ever except for the fact that his eyes were wide and his lips curled into an angry pout (which Yunho would love to place a kiss on if he wasn’t so fucking scared right now)

- Jung Yunho, I told you that I would came back TODAY and this is what you prepare to welcome me home????

Yunho gulped as he heard his name. Normally, Changmin, despite his insolent attitude, always called him ‘hyung’ or ‘Yunnie’ or ‘Yunbear’ or ‘Ho hubby’ (or even ‘fucking handsome bastard’ in special occasion) but never ‘Jung Yunho’. Now, he had heard his name twice! That could only mean one thing: Changmin was seriously angry and today could be Yunho’s last day of existence on earth. With all of his intelligence, Yunho knew he probably should apologize and clean things up. But, Changmin’s glare made him lose every bit of what so-called encourage and he did the most stupid thing ever: run away. Yunho rushed out of the front door even before Changmin realized what was going on.

Being left alone with the mess, Changmin couldn’t believe what just happened. He wanted to destroy something to release his anger but every thing was so disgustingly dirty. He looked at the ceiling and screamed:

- Why? Why? Why? Why is this happening to me???????

He wanted to lie down but even his room was messy and the only clean place was the toilet! After a while, he got tired of cursing and insulting Yunho (Jung Yunho you dirty bastard why did I ever fall in love with you omg I’m talking to myself right now this is all your fault Jung Yunho you ugly old man I hate you so much omg I am still talking alone you are so dead when you come back I’ll kill you and I am never going to have sex with you again you stupid good for nothing with that big cock of yours omg I’m talking alone again this is all…v….v…)

Changmin decided that he probably should clean up his poor house because Yunho was nowhere to be found. He sighed and got up to find his apron, a broom and other cleaning equipment. He wore the apron and then cursed when he realized that Yunho was the one who bought him this (‘It suits your long legs so well ♥’ said that stupid leader-ssi) He took a garbage can, a feather duster and cursed again when he didn’t know where to start cleaning.

After one fucking hour of cleaning and cursing and cleaning and jumping and screaming and cleaning again, Changmin finally got his living room back to the way it used to be (except for the red stain on the couch, he would hate tomato juice forever, starting now)

- Now I’ll have to clean my room and the kitchen and that ugly bastard’s shitty room!- and he cursed. Again.

When Changmin finished his cleaning duty, it was already dark. His stomach was empty but he was too tired to do anything. His eyelids were so heavy and he almost slept when he heard a voice calling for him in the most annoying way:

- Honey ~ ~ ~, I’m home!!!

Yunho walked in the room only to be greeted by a very exhausted Changmin. The younger boy was wearing a blue apron (which suit his long legs so well in Yunho’s opinion), a T-shirt and a pair of sweatpants. As soon as he saw Yunho, he immediately stood up, grabbed the broom and ran toward the older boy screaming:

- I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

Changmin chased his boyfriend all around the living room. He knew that his legs were longer and that should be a great advantage. But he was dead tired, so after a few minutes, he stopped in the middle of the room, panting and sweating. He shot a glare to Yunho who was standing across the room

- That is it!! I had enough!!

He flung the broom to the wall, took off his apron, threw it on the floor and step on it. He turned to look at Yunho again:

- Who do you think I am? Your personal maid? Why do I have to clean up YOUR mess?

- No Min, I…

- I’m not finish yet! - Changmin yelled and Yunho’s eyes got wider.

- It‘s always like this. What make you think you have the right to mess up this damm house and let me do all the nasty works??? Seriously, where have you been? How can you leave me here like this while I just came back from abroad?

- …

- Is this all you think of me? I’m here only to keep this place clean, am I? Why don’t you just hire a maid instead Yunho?

- No, I’d never…

- Maybe we shouldn’t live together any more- Yunho’s heart skipped a beat as he heard what Changmin said- I already have my suitcase. I can just move out of here any ti-…..

Changmin couldn’t finish his sentence because Yunho already pulled him into a passionate kiss. The kiss was a bit needy and he felt like the older boy didn’t want to let go, even when both of them had ran out of air. When Changmin finally broke the kiss, he looked at his lover in confusion, all of his anger disappearing in a moment as he saw Yunho’s panicked expression.

- Yunnie-ah, why the…

- I’m sorry – Yunho hugged the younger boy tightly in his strong arms – I won’t be like that again. I promise. Don’t move out, please!!

Changmin felt his body melt into the hug. He didn’t realize how much he missed this warm hug and gentle arms. All he could do was let his head rest on the older man’s shoulder and murmured like a kid who just got his lollipop back:

- You are so messy, hyung…

- I know

- I’m tired. I just cleaned up the whole house, Yunnie. It’s exhausted…

- I know, baby, I know

- I wanted to sleep when I came back and because of the mess…

- I know. I’m sorry, okay?

- But where did you go, hyung?

- I was…uhm… a bit scared when you yelled at me so I just wandered around our apartment and went shopping. I brought a lot of food. I’ll cook you a big meal tonight, like it?

- I was so lonely…- Changmin whined again.

- I got you a new apron, and it’s red…

- I’m tired…

- It’s all my fault, isn’t it? I’m sorry, baby, I’m sorry…

- Uhm… - Changmin whispered and pouted a bit when Yunho pulled away.

Yunho looked at his 189cm tall lover, who was sulking and trying to get back into the hug, and he couldn’t help but smile gently. He placed a kissed on the younger boy’s cheek and hugged him again. He could feel Changmin’s body tremble when he breathed on the younger boy’s neck

After Yunho had cooked them a great dinner to make up for what he did, Changmin found himself lying on the bed with Yunho, a blanket covering their bodies and Yunho’s arms wrapped around him, safely and comfy. Changmin kept babbling about how hard it was to clean the house (I was sooo tired, hyung. I kept cleaning and cleaning but our living room was so big and there was only me. Only me, Yunnie-yah, only me. I tried to get the stain out of the couch but I didn’t know how and there was so much more to clean and I was sooooo exhausted, really, hyung… and..) and Yunho kept smiling and listening to his lover, occasionally kissing Changmin’s forehead and cheek lovingly and sometimes saying small things to let the younger boy know he still paid attention ( really, baby?...That’s much?… poor baby *kiss*…That’s big, baby?...I know * kiss* …. Yeah, sure it was, my baby, sure it was…)

When Changmin was about to sleep, he heard Yunho whisper to his ear gently:

- Hey, Minnie-ah…

- Huhhh… -the younger boy answered lazily

- Don’t say that again, okay?

- Say wha…

- Don’t leave me here. Don’t ever say that you’ll move out or leave me or things like that again. I can’t live without you, you know that, right?...

- Uhmmmmmmm…

- Please?

- … Changmin only nodded as his eyelids started to fall down

- I love you baby-ah. I love you too much…

Yunho sighed when he got no answer; Changmin already fell asleep safely in his arms. He was about to rest too when he heard the younger boy’s tiny voice:

- I love you too, hyung. I love you too.

And he slept, with a smile on his face and an angel snuggled close to his chest.

A MONTH LATER:

Changmin was wearing his red apron. He sat on the bed, back facing Yunho. The older man didn’t need to see to know that his lover was pouting right now. He sighed and hugged the younger boy from behind:

- Minnie…

- Don’t ‘Minnie’ me!

- Come on, don’t be so cold to me. I’ll cook som…

- Don’t treat me like a baby either!

- Baby…

Changmin immediately turned back. He buried his head in Yunho’s chest and started punching lightly:

- You promised me!!! You said you wouldn’t be messy anymore!!!

- I’m sorry, baby. I will wash the dishes and next time we eat breakfast. I was in a hurry this morning so I forgot.

- …

- You look so good in this apron, Minnie.

- …- Changmin snuggled closer and Yunho knew that was his language for ‘say more, please, I want to hear more’

- It suits your long legs so well ♥

- I hate you – Changmin murmured in Yunho’s warm chest.

- I love you too, baby.

- I hate you because I’m still in love with you even though you are the messiest man that ever exists…

Changmin said in fast pace and the older boy smiled. And he kissed his love again, right on that plump lip and he earned a breath-taking mismatch smile in return. Yunho smiled, he was always sure that he was the happiest messy man in this world.